Just click, guys, just click, this is glorious, oh...
kayter: I’m here, call me. Trust me, my dear, trust me. by 吉
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
How to pronounce ‘GIF’ →
mathesar: dederants: inky: Let’s settle this debate. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, MERRIAM-WEBSTER?!?!?!?! well i guess that’s that
Most awesome text I have ever gotten
Me: So Boyfriend says you might be coming my way tonight, is that true?
Zacy (other roommate): Yup, getting ready to head that way now.
Me: Alright, see you after a while then.
Zacy: Be ready to drink
Me: Alright, I'll text Cissy.
high-on-h0pe: Baby gets her father into the crib and keeps him there. I don’t usually reblog videos, but oh my gosh this is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen <3
France: sixty ten
World: France what are you do—
France: four twenties
World: France stop it
France: four twenties ten
World: France that doesn't even make any sense
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
That’s the best part though… You ride me both like it’s the...– -Boyfriend Probably the single hottest thing I have ever heard in my life… Sorry if it’s TMI.
So I contacted Netflix because they took down a...
outofworkaholic: shipintheblu3: holy shit netflix
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
bbwolfie: beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose: thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: theinsanerobin: Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: He’s a motherfucking vampire His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in...