July 2012
foxycyrus:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint...
Zodiac quotes
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
abunchoftwats:
oscarstardis:
liveinphoenix:
ricksanscrotum:
albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever
bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ
Renesmee Carlie Cullen
tony-hale:
theloneginger:
teaanemone:
onlyfooling-myself:
dontplaywithme:
light-cream-cheese:
marauder-potter:
coconi:
hussieslips:
louiebonbon:
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
oh
#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh
my life is a lie
#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone...
tony-hale:
theloneginger:
teaanemone:
onlyfooling-myself:
dontplaywithme:
light-cream-cheese:
marauder-potter:
coconi:
hussieslips:
louiebonbon:
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
oh
#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh
my life is a lie
#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone...
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
craftybat:
mistcover:
peach-pwns:
flyingmintbunneh:
harrysexonlegsstyles:
lumos-my-world:
a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr
do celebrities count
^
can you pay in feels instead of money?
do gay countries count
how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?
seems legit
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Guys. Seriously. You need get this right.
kassiepls:
padaleck-me:
abagofkats:
whatsonimawesome:
This is not Tom Hiddleston’s ass
^ This is Jenses Ackles ass. ^
^This is Tom Hiddleston’s ass. ^
Both beautiful but please learn to tell them apart.
things tumblr considers high priority: to whom does the ass belong
AMEN.
That first ass isn’t Jensen Ackles, either…
It looks more like Jeremy Renner’s ass…
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
businessofmisery-:
these ladies are my idols
PROTECTION POST
nutella0mutt:
sassygayangel:
heavenandhellcastiel:
steegeschnoeber:
shainecomeback:
heysammy:
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso...
codezilch:
Ok, can we please take the time to appreciate this little fucker?
Seriously. Look at his wittle face.
Plus his name is fuckin AXOLOTL.
A X O L O T L
Sounds like some Belgian metal band.
They’re like the sea monkeys you saw on the box but never got as a kid.
Can we just admire how chill this guy is? Forgot to pick up milk for your cheerios?
It’s cool bro, let’s...
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
blinnn:
I call this, “The Saddest Thing You Will...
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I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
sodamnrelatable:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
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